Fashion Police

After weeks of bad weather and busy schedules, we were finally able to get in another ride around "The Loop". Tracy forgot to bring her shoes so after a lengthy debate about zipping down to the local Payless to pick up a pair of cheapies or going home to get her good ones, she decided to wear my bike shoes and I wore my runners. It was comedy watching her try to jam my big ass sasquatch shoes into her bike's toe clips. It was even funnier after the ride when she had to give them back. She ended up wearing her dainty little black dress shoes with her grubby bike clothes. Where are the Fashion Police when you need them!


Speaking of fashion violations....


Tracy demonstrates how NOT to wear a Camelbak. Just say NO to Boob-Squoosh ladies!




Quote of the Day - Tracy (grumbling about the difficulties of trying to pull up uniform pants with a gun belt attached to it): "Then its like God damn it!!! Now I've got to go all day with my underwear shoved up my ass!"

Maybe they need to add "Wedgie Awareness" to the Police Academy training curiculum?

Distance Travelled: 18.5 miles